Monday, June 1, 2009

I get the hint "The Knot" newsletter... think I'm gay. I know I signed up for your service AND your newsletter, but that doesn't mean you have to send me "Top 10 Wedding Day Makeup Tips!", and "Wedding Dress Dos & Don'ts". I told you I'm the groom... I told you I'm a guy... you don't need to send me EVERY newsletter.

I get what you're trying to tell me, and I love that you're including me on everything, but I promise, I'm just a guy that loves planning his wedding. I am definitely against Prop 8, but even gay guys I know probably don't even care about wedding day makeup tips.

If you keep this up, I'm going to have to quit you....


  1. Dave vs. The Knot - Cage Match

  2. Perhaps they thought you would pass these tips onto your lovely bride...or groom?

  3. That 2nd place finish at the Hamburger Mary Drag Queen contest has really come back to haunt you, hasn't it?

  4. Dude, you ain't gay. You just know what you want in a wedding. That's gumption, sir. That's taking charge. That's masculinitity in action buddy.