If you two don't stop making out I am going to puke in my mouth!
"Sensing the suffocating stench of a youthful bride's glow, Muriel took her one and only chance on the drunken butler."
Don't you realize this is a polygamist wedding photo? I should know, I've seen every episode of Big Love and I'm an expert at plural marriage. As per the caption:"Why you don't play Hide 'n' Seek at your wedding Reason #27: Because you might catch your new husband making a pass at your mom... and she's into it."
We did it! She's out of here in another two mins. Her husband will have to deal with her sorry ass.
Oh my god, Dad does NOT have a boner at my wedding.
"Ok, when I open my eyes, my mom will not be making out with his dad .... crap! Still there."
Seriously! That is NOT what I hired my wedding coordinator to do!