I Miss Weddings!

Oooof, it's been way too long!  I honestly can't remember the last wedding that I went to.  Not because I was drunk, and not because it was forgettable... I just think I've hit that age where I see more birth announcements than "save the dates".

Where's the fun in this?!  I love children... hell I've got a 2 year old and another on the way... I love being a father.  That said, we don't throw huge parties with all of our friends when we get a birth announcement.  

It's not about me/us anymore... it's all about them... I get it... HOWEVER - I'm allowed to pout and say that I'd love a night where I'm drinking all of your free alcohol, eating your free food, and silently judging your centerpieces...

Invite me to your wedding!!!

Hmm... well... maybe I can divorce my wife, and then propose to her again... do it all over again.  I'm sure she'd be into that.

I wonder what I would do differently this go around...